Our latest addiction: Flight of the Conchords.

Looking round room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the…room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you’re on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
And when I saw you at my mate’s place
I thought what…is…she…doing…
At my mate’s place
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this

Good one Dave!!!
Ohhhh you’re a legend, Dave!
I asked Dave if he’s going to make a move on you
He’s not sure
I said “Dave do you mind if I do?”
He says he doesn’t mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I’m gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You’re so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You’re so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You’re so beautiful
You could be a part…time…model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
It’s twelve oh two
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let’s get outta here

Let’s get in a cab
I’ll buy you a kebab!
Now I can’t believe
That I’m sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.

Why don’t we leave?
Let’s go to my houseand we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don’t mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you’re so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You’re so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model

But you’d probably have to keep your normal job
A part-time model!
Spending part of your time, modelling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
My place is usually tidier than this…

You’ve probably seen it already, but still, it is so awesome!

Argh it happened again, the AMPTP faces a strike of its writers! At least the writers unionized in the WGA are now officially on strike. What does this mean? Basically all our favorite shows are f#cked. Heroes is faced with an early ending of season 2, Lost will also run into problems, and so on and so on. What is it all about? Simply said: money. The writers currently don’t receive money for the extra sales, they only get money from the actual airing of the shows (or so I understand).

The problem is that the producers are of course making huge ammounts of money on the DVD sales and other extras. Apparently this also includes internet broadcasting and all other media not directly related to TV broadcastings. The writers have had it, and want their cut of the sales. The AMPTP refuses and now the WGA is on strike.

This leaves us with what? That’s right, f#cked up series! Let’s hope the people will work it out in time, or else we might end up losing some quality shows out there…

I’m keeping my fingers crossed!

Statement from AMPTP President Nick Counter

“Notwithstanding the fact that negotiations were ongoing, the WGA decided to start their strike in New York. When we asked if they would “stop the clock” for the purpose of delaying the strike to allow negotiations to continue, they refused.

We made an attempt at meeting them in a number of their key areas including Internet streaming and jurisdiction in New Media. Ultimately, the guild was unwilling to compromise on most of their major demands.

It is unfortunate that they choose to take this irresponsible action.”

Statement from the WGA:

“The WGA Negotiating Committee, on behalf of the Writers of Guild of America, West (WGAW) and the Writers Guild of America, East (WGAE), has issued the following statement regarding Contract 2007 negotiations:

Early today, the WGA completely withdrew its DVD proposal, which the Companies said was a stumbling block. Yet, the Companies still insisted on the following:

• No jurisdiction for most of new media writing.
• No economic proposal for the part of new media writing where they do propose to give coverage.
• Internet downloads at the DVD rate.
• No residual for streaming video of theatrical product.
• A “promotional” proposal that allows them to reuse even complete movies or TV shows on any platform with no residual. This proposal alone destroys residuals.
  

A “window” of free reuse on the Internet that makes a mockery of any residual.

The AMPTP made no response to any of the other proposals that the WGA has made since July. The AMPTP proposed that today’s meeting be “off the record,” meaning no press statements, but they have reneged on that.“